We will let the giant and his female go when the following demands are met.
- No more crappy harnesses, we won't be humiliated like this.
- Rizzo wants to change her name to "yellallyouwant"
- I want to change my name to "eatallyouwant"
- I want meat and cheese, lots of it.
- We are to never be tethered again.
- Where the Giant goes, we go.
- Licking each others ears clean is an acceptable bedtime practice, no matter how noisy or gross.
- 3 words, clean sheets daily!
- The cat is to never drink from the same bowl as us.
- We sleep where ever we want, no gates, no cages.
- We sleep whenever we want. (uh, ok that one is already compliant.)
- If I want to stand and sniff something for 3 friggin days, you will wait until I am done, you will NEVER tug on the leash again.
- 3 words, doggy doors everywhere.